I’m trying to keep myself busy in the run up to valentines day. I’m gonna be alone again this year and its both pissing me off and making me sad as fuck, so instead I’m gonna distract myself with some naughty cross stitch. Urban Stitches have a stitch-along project called "after dark" where each week they will release a new naughty section. I have a few weeks to catch up on as they are about to drop week 7 and I’m only just joining in, but I’ve already made my own alternative to weeks 2 and 3.

Flying fanny’s, cocks with wings, ball gags and butt plugs.

This isn’t the stitching your granny would do 😊